Shaving is a drag

~If given the chance, I would destroy you, just so I can help piece you back together again with less of you and more of Him.~ Randomness from a bored person.

Yeah, shaving is kind of a drag. I have to do it so it the rest of my handsome features will match my hair, seeing as short hair and a goatee makes me look like a villain off of a movie. All I need is a black trench coat and be able to slick my hair back. But really...how can you expect a guy to stand in front of a mirror for ten to fifteen minutes, taking a small utensil that has three horizontal blades and drag it across his face while running the risk of slicing his face just so he can remove some hair. Lets be honest, it does make me look handsome, and yeah, looking your best in this day and age is practically something you have to work on, but really? Cutting your face off? Is that beauty? (Hopefully you can sense the sarcastic humor in all of this, but really...shaving sucks.)

And another thing...I have lost too much weight. I am starting to look like an anorexic person...even though I still kinda eat junk and drink soda. Maybe its because of the rice and my body not being used to it...or the lack of beef. Can not trust the beef here. Too risky, not clean enough. But wonderful news: THE JACK-IN-THE-BOX IN KONA WILL BE OPEN WHEN WE GET HOME!!! ULTIMATE BACON CHEESEBURGER, WHAT WHAT!!! I hope my shrunken stomach will be able to handle such awesome glory, because I am going to force it. It will be a stomach ache that is totally worth it.

What else...teaching English soon...and I will be doing some story telling for some kids on the final two fridays we are here. Thanks Jak lol.

Just thought I would rant for everyone because...I feel like it. Miss some friends, can not wait to see them when I get back.

Oh...speaking of getting back, I only have 90 bucks in my bank account and no job. That will be fun! Hahaha.

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